Novocaine
(USA 2001, 100 minutes)
Written and directed by David Atkins
Cast: Steve Martin, Laura Dern, Helena Bonham-Carter, Scott Caan, Elias
Koteas, Keith David
Movie Review
Steve Martin plays a dentist again, but mercifully, he doesn't
have to sing or dance. Instead, he's fleeing cops, scaling rooftops,
and dodging bullets simply because he succumbed, understandably, to
the charms of patient Helena Bonham Carter. No, the former "Wild
And Crazy Guy" hasn't signed a contract with Joel Silver
-- instead, Martin follows up his dramatic turn in the David Mamet
thriller "The Spanish Prisoner" by assuming the Campbell
Scott role here as the put-upon Regular Guy who finds himself bicuspids-deep
in an elaborate con.

Stars Steve Martin and Helena Bonham Carter |

Director David Atkins and actor Steve Martin |
To reveal too anything of the script's labyrinthine series of double-and-triplecrosses,
wickedly staged evidence, and ping-ponging loyalties would be a crime
against the innocent filmgoer. But like any classic "noir",
"Novocaine" begins with an innocent man taking a bite
of the forbidden fruit (my lame oral metaphor is completely appropriate
in this case) -- in this instance, Dr. Sangster (Steve Martin)
is conned by "patient" Susan (Helena Bonham Carter)
into a prescription for Demerol and with the noblest of intentions,
becomes involved in a drug-dealing scam with her berserker brother Duane
(Scott Caan). Before long, the doctor's layabout brother Harlan
(Elias Koteas) suspiciously reappears, then Sangster's own dental
impressions vanish, along with his entire office drug supply. And as
if being fingered by the DEA isn't bad enough, Sangster's assistant/girlfriend
Jean (Laura Dern) doubts his alibis and has been brushing up
on her Tae Kwon Doe.
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As with "Very Bad Things" and "Shallow Grave",
a single moment of desperate violence exponentially transforms an Everyday
setting into an all-out charnel house. There are moments of delightfully
gruesome bloodletting and some macabre dental procedures that will have
you forgetting the immortal "is it safe?" routine from "Marathon
Man". But make no mistake: "Novocaine" is
also a very funny movie, albeit with a comic bent that's as far from
"Father Of The Bride" as one can get this side of an
"R" rating. Look for a surprise cameo from a Well Known Actor
in what is one of the most deliriously absurd crime scene interrogations
ever put on film.
Pity the twist ending of "Novocaine" was blown for
me by two chatty reviewers a day earlier, who didn't like the film and
obviously felt it was their mission to ruin it for everyone else. Truth
be told, anyone who watches their fare share of thrillers will probably
see it coming, but will still be smiling all the way. That is, if they
can pull their protective hand away from their mouth...
- Robert
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