Pretty Woman

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Vivian: "Bridge, he's not really my uncle."
Bridget: "They never are, dear."

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Edward: "I told you not to pick up the phone."
Vivian: "Then stop calling me!"
(to herself) "Sick"

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Edward: "I think we both know that she's not my niece. The reason I know that is that I'm an only child."

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Vivian: "You're late!"
Edward: "You're stunning!"
Vivian: "You're forgiven!"

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Vivian: "Slippery little suckers."

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Edward: "You and I are such similar creatures, Vivian. We both screw people for money."

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Vivian: "Let's watch old movies all night. We'll just veg out in front of the TV."
Edward: "Veg out?"
Vivian: "Yeah. Be still like vegetables, lay like broccoli."

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Vivian: "More shopping."
Edward: "Hmm. I'm surprised you didn't buy more than one dress yesterday."
Vivian: "It wasn't as much fun as I thought it would be."
Edward: "Why not?"
Vivian: "They were mean to me."
Edward: "Mean to you?"

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Edward: "Stores are never nice to people, they're nice to credit cards."

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Hollister: "Excuse me, Sir? Er.."
Edward: "Yeah."
Hollister: Exactly how obscene an amount of money were you taking about? Just profane or really offensive?"
Edward: "Really offensive."
Hollister: "I like him so much."

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Edward: "I think we need some major sucking up."
Hollister: "Very well, Sir. You're not only handsome but a powerful man. I could see the second you walked in here you were someone to reckon with."
Edward: "Hollister."
Hollister: "Yes, Sir?"
Edward: "Not me. Her!"

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Vivian: "Do you remember me?"
Snobby Saleswoman: "No, I'm sorry."
Vivian: "I was in here yesterday, you wouldn't wait on me?"
Snobby Saleswoman: "Oh!"
Vivian: "You work on commission, right?
Snobby Saleswoman: "Er, yes!"
Vivian: "Big mistake. Big. Huge! I have to go shopping now!"

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Vivian: "Did I mention my leg is 44 inches from hip to toe? So basically we're talking about 88 inches of therapy, wrapped around you for the bargain price of $3000."

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Edward: "This is Gwen, and Gretchen, the infamous Olsen sisters, who have made marrying well an art form..."
Gwen: "So you're the flavor of the month?
Gretchen: "She's just being testy, Edward's our most eligible bachelor. Everybody is trying to land him."
Vivian: "Well I'm not trying to land him, I'm just using him for sex."

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Vivian: "Real genuine guy, who is he?"
Edward: "He's my lawyer. He's alright."
Vivian: "You could freeze ice on his wife's ass."
Edward: "We'll try that later."
Vivian: "These people your friends?"
Edward: "I spend time with them, yeah"
Vivian: "Well no wonder."
Edward: "No wonder, what?"
Vivian: "No wonder you came looking for me!"

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Elizabeth Stuckey: "She's sweet, Edward. Where ever did you find her?"
Edward: "976-BABE!"

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Elizabeth: "What are you looking at?"
Stuckey: "Edward's date."
Elizabeth: "Well I'm going for a ride with the Ritters in their new car, okay hon?"
Stuckey: "Uh-huh."
Elizabeth: "Philip, I'm going to rip off all my clothes and do a naked belly dance for the polo players."
Stuckey: "Have fun."

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